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  • Date of Birth? 57
  • Sexual Status: straightsingle man
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Latest Status: BFE- Warm, Friendly, Sensual NOOKY - Love Caressing & Oral Everything & I'll make u Laff your Boobs off! **SERIOUS ONLY**
City: San Antonio , Texas

Bio: Just what the hell is wrong with a little, good, old-fashioned, fairly ordinary, friendly, fun NOOKY ?? Lots of touching and caressing and all that junk. Why...the whole darn world has gone pig-crazy with huge dicks and tits 24/7. I ask u? Yes..you!! It's getting so that "if your not a perv, your just not cool". Well!! I'm here to *stand up* for GOOD, FRIENDLY, AMERICAN SEX!! None of this "ram it too me hard Stud!!" or "bite my big baloney babe!!" No sir! There will ALWAYS be a friendly wave and a hearty handshake when you step into my bedroom ma'am!! And I will NEVER ask any woman to insert ANYTHING larger than myself into any orifice whatsoever!! Nor will I ever require that a woman dress in ANY KIND of costume representing domestic livestock or marine mamals. I do though encourage all nature of animal SOUNDS such as giraffe, wildebeast, and of course, chimpanzee. This I vow on behalf of myself and all the worldwide members of S.L.O.W.F.U.C.; the Sexual League of Warm, Friendly, Universal Coitous. (not affiliated with AARp) ;~) LMFAO I am 48, 5'8", 145 lbs, retired programmer. Better things come in smaller packages. NPI I like movies, music, cooking, fine dining, the outdoors, animals, travel and of course good sex. I also have this great and wonderfully, offbeat sense of humor which helps me stay as incredibly sain as I am.... I have a gentle, giving personality while also being quite outspoken and extremely adventurous. My sexual favorites are cunnilingus, 69, and doggie style. I'm in the market for a relationship, but casual (or Formal) sex CAN be a good place to start. One of my most favorite things is slow, sensuous nooky in my hillbilly hottub overlooking the beautiful Texas hill country. If we really strike a chord, I might treat you to a gourmet meal. Anybody looking for a slow, comfortable screw in the hills??

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