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• Date of Birth? 58
• Sexual Status: straightsingle man
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Latest Status: "Steely Blues" needing to be blown!

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City: Ventura , California

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Bio: Total Lunatic. I tend to push the envelope of what is normal. I just realized what a stupid move joining this site was. Every chick is a front for another porno site, some pay per view, or video spot. What a joke. My gut says there is one or two real women here. If so...read on. If not, thank God I'll only be here a month. That said......... a trip to the Getty could easily wind up with me admiring a a painting while you are sucking my statue. Short or long car trips require fingering pussy, pole smoking and driving while you hump my stick. I want a chick to want to go to church and bang me in the confessional. We'll head up to the choir loft and you can play my organ while I make you sing the canon of the mass in Latin while I give you the staff of wisdom over the balcony. Movies were made for back row blow jobs and buttery hand jobs. Elevators are about risking the proverbial quickie before you hear the "ding". Golf is such a great sport when you are riding in the cart, no panties, soaking wet, cause my driver is in your hand, and you are wondering how many thousands of strokes you can get out of this club! Let's be simple here. I am the kinda guy that if your aren't taking the bull by the horns, then I'll let you know you need to be polishing the horn more often. But if I am actually telling you you need to be paying more attention to my "German Helmeted Warrior", you probably don't like sex enough!